Viewer hate mail! And a reply!
I was so excited to receive my first piece of mail via this website for my book. But my joy turned into fetid, damp horror when I read the email in question. Which was as follows:
You have a new message:
Name : Maude Hxxxxxg
Email : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : Congratulations on a feeble parody
Message : You couldn't come up with anything more clever than capitalising on someone else's idea with shit jokes. This is embarrassing for you.
Sent on: 6 June, 2014
I have attached my letter by way of reply.