Tweet & Tender Hooligan

I was very kindly asked by the wonderful Debrief to write a bunch of made up, prospective tweets from Morrissey, now that he's joined Twitter, except he didn't join Twitter as he's denied the whole thing, even though the account is verified, which leads to the question: Who is doing the verifying over there at Twitter? Little Johnny Can't-Verify?

Does the fakeness of Morrissey's actual tweets, make my fake tweets less worthy? Almost certainly, but here they are RIGHT HERE ON THE DEBRIEF