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Audio of Werner Herzog's Cleaning Lady Thing

For all of you out there constantly emailing, IMing and Snapchatting me with demands for a version of the Werner Herzog/cleaning lady...

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Leonard Cohen's Other Numbered Songs About Memorable Blow Jobs

Leonard Cohen's Other Numbered Songs About Memorable Blow Jobs

Leonard Cohen's Other Numbered Songs About Memorable Blow Jobs

An Eviction Notice From St. Francis of Assisi's Landlord

An Eviction Notice From St. Francis of Assisi's Landlord

An Eviction Notice From St. Francis of Assisi's Landlord

Look at the Lovely Layout Thanks To We Are Laura

Look at the Lovely Layout Thanks To We Are Laura

Look at the Lovely Layout Thanks To We Are Laura

EXTRA LETTER: The Mayor of Gilroy California Writes To Pablo Picasso

EXTRA LETTER: The Mayor of Gilroy California Writes To Pablo Picasso

EXTRA LETTER: The Mayor of Gilroy California Writes To Pablo Picasso

We Could Send Letters #2 - January 26th!

We Could Send Letters #2 - January 26th!

We Could Send Letters #2 - January 26th!

Charles Manson: If He’d Been Obsessed With The Archies Rather Than The Beatles

Charles Manson: If He’d Been Obsessed With The Archies Rather Than The Beatles

Charles Manson: If He’d Been Obsessed With The Archies Rather Than The Beatles

Brian Jones Hopes for the Rolling Stones

Brian Jones Hopes for the Rolling Stones

Brian Jones Hopes for the Rolling Stones

EXTRA LETTER: A Sick Note From Ernest Hemingway's Mother

EXTRA LETTER: A Sick Note From Ernest Hemingway's Mother

EXTRA LETTER: A Sick Note From Ernest Hemingway's Mother

EXTRA LETTER: Charles Dickens' Internet Search History

EXTRA LETTER: Charles Dickens' Internet Search History

EXTRA LETTER: Charles Dickens' Internet Search History

If It's Your Last Day At Work Before Christmas - Don't Forget To Put Your James Joyce Out Of Office

If It's Your Last Day At Work Before Christmas - Don't Forget To Put Your James Joyce Out Of Office

If It's Your Last Day At Work Before Christmas - Don't Forget To Put Your James Joyce Out Of Office

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