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    EXTRA LETTER: [Redacted] Notes For Inclusion OF Subliminal Sexual Messages In Future Films

    June 16, 2014

    Sadly, this letter didn't make the book due to the litigious nature of the company concerned (and also because of its stupidity).

     

    I've heavily redacted large sections of the content, but you may possibly be able to work out what it's referring to. If this is the case, then REMOVE ALL THESE THOUGHTS FROM YOUR MIND. The people concerned can certainly read your thoughts and will certainly sure you. 

     

    And apologies for the crude sexual humour. I'm sorry, but it is my favourite sort.

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